Swiss. Hole. Big cheese. Compose your own headline here

The 2010 Guinness Book of World Records comes out today apparently. I say apparently because we haven't been sent an advance copy or anything. We just know these things.

But it's still 2009 and we were interested to see in this year's edition about the oldest person in the world ever to record a hole-in-one.

Amazingly, at the age of 99 years and 244 days, Otto Bucher, from Switzerland, aced the 119m, 12th hole on La Manga's South course on January 13, 1985.

Which begs the question, at that age, why wasn't he still sleeping off his Christmas dinner...?

BUNKY